Handmade in Peyton · Sold on Etsy

The poker table and the porch light.

Ready-made pieces live in our Etsy shop. Each card below opens its listing.

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Poker

Metal card guards

Double-sided metal. $39.99. Drop one on your hole cards and keep the table talking.

Brass metal poker card guard engraved with a grinning river rat in a fishing hat, holding pocket aces over a stack of chips.$39.99
Metal, double-sided$39.99

River Rat

Certified suckout specialist. For the player who lives on the river and is not sorry about it.

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Gold metal poker card guard engraved with a laughing donkey holding two face cards and the line Calls Any Two.$39.99
Metal, double-sided$39.99

Professional Donkey

Calls any two. A badge of honor for the table’s most committed caller.

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Gold metal poker card guard engraved with a cowboy skull smoking a cigar under the words Dead Money, Still Buying In.$39.99
Metal, double-sided$39.99

Dead Money

Still buying in. A cowboy skull with a cigar and no intention of going home early.

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Gold metal decision coin engraved with a winged skull and the words The Answer Is Yes, Trust Your Choice.$39.99
Metal, double-sided$39.99

Decision Coin

The answer is yes. Trust your choice — then put the coin on the cards and live with it.

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Gold metal poker card guard engraved with a shark bursting through waves under Ace of Spades and King of Hearts.$39.99
Metal, double-sided$39.99

Card Shark

Ace-king in the water. For the player who actually has it this time.

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Metal, double-sided$39.99

Bad Beat Club

The membership nobody wants and everybody qualifies for. Wear it on the felt anyway.

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Halloween

Wooden shadow-caster lanterns

Six designs. Light them from behind and they throw a scene on the wall — bats, a skeleton hand, zombies at the gate. Current prices live on Etsy.

Wooden Halloween lantern with a pumpkin, cobweb, and bats casting a large bat shadow on the wall.
Wood, shadow-caster

Bats

A jack-o’-lantern, cobweb, and bats. Light it from behind and a bat takes off across the wall.

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Wooden Halloween lantern of a leafless tree with a raven, casting a giant skeleton-hand shadow on the wall.
Wood, shadow-caster

Skeleton Hand

A bare tree, a raven, and a skeleton hand reaching through. The shadow does most of the talking.

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Wooden Halloween lantern with two zombie silhouettes in front of an arched gate, lit from behind.
Wood, shadow-caster

Zombies

Two walkers at the gate. Put a tea light in the base and they start the party on the wall.

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Wooden Halloween lantern with a shovel and headstone, casting a pale tree shadow on the wall.
Wood, shadow-caster

Grave

Headstone, shovel, and a pale tree. Quiet, a little grim, very porch-friendly.

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Wooden Halloween lantern shaped like a witch’s house with bats, casting a house-and-smoke shadow on the wall.
Wood, shadow-caster

Witch

A crooked house, chimney smoke, and bats. The wall gets the witch’s hour.

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Wooden Halloween lantern of a witch cat behind a grinning devil cat holding a trident.
Wood, shadow-caster

Cat

A witch’s cat and a little devil cat with a trident. The cute one and the problem child.

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Also on the bench

Also available

Smaller runs and useful gifts. Photos coming — these still shop through the Etsy storefront.

Slate coasters

Laser-engraved stone. Heavy enough to stay put, dark enough to hide a ring.

Slate

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Charcuterie board

A serving board with room for a name, a date, or a joke the table will repeat.

Wood

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Leather patch hat

A leather patch on a cap. We engrave the patch; you wear the attitude.

Leather + cap

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Gag gift jar

A labeled jar for the person who already has everything and still deserves a hard time.

Glass + engraved lid or label

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